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Aug-5-2007

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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.

“I don’t know what to do here,” says the devil. “You’re on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’ve got 3 people here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.”

George liked to make decisions so he thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. Inside were Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed, over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

“NO!” George said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and don’t think I could do that all day long.

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

“NO! I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!” commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, “Yeah, I can handle this.”

The devil smiled and said….”Monica, you’re free to go.

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12 comments
  1. Deoden Said,

    Ох уж этот Джордж… Мне лично воопче непонятно что он этим пытается добиться… Демократия, блин…

  2. Mortibus Said,

    Monica, you’re free to go

    Simply Brilliant :D

  3. Suhail Said,

    Why didn’t you delete this entry?! :)

  4. Suhail Said,

    I saw your pic in max blog :P

  5. simply Said,

    Why didn’t you delete this entry?!

    Why should I?

    I saw your pic in max blog

    What pic?

    Suhail, are you talking to me?

  6. Suhail Said,

    yeah. this pic:

    anyway, it’s just to let u know, nothing important!

    About my comment “Why didn’t u delete this entry?” it was misplaced. I was gonna write it on your first post (the default “Hello World” entry).. just ignore it… sorry!

    One last thing, the language of this site is Russian, right? what is the closest famous language to russian (in terms of grammar/common words)?

    thanks4your patience! :)

  7. Suhail Said,

    Oops, seems HTML code 4 image doesn’t work, here it is again:
    http://2pieces.googlepages.com/miii.jpg

  8. simply Said,

    Suhail,

    Yes, this site is in Russian. I cannot say for sure but there is some languages that are close to Russian – Belorussian, Bulgarian, Ukrainian (less than others).. Any specific you are looking for?

  9. kos Said,

    После прочтения такого. Пить совсем не хочется. Потом , чтоб ночами не спать. Все думать и думать))) а потом выльется в болячку.

  10. Богдан Said,

    Кошмар что твориться вы посмотрите на последнии коммент

  11. Артём Said,

    Я вообще сторонник ни демократов ни республиканцев ни прочей американской гнили. Все они одинаковые

  12. Оксана Said,

    жаль я в английском плохо, сказать даже нечего

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